Sometimes when you're wasted, you get a craving you just can't shake — be it a cheeseburger, a chocolate chip cookie or cigarettes. That doesn't mean you should drive to get your fix, because you're inebriated. You're in no condition to operate a fast-moving 4,000-pound machine. But a middle-aged Australian man did just that when he was jonesing for nicotine, flipping his SUV in the process. The boozy Aussie was uninjured.
Click here for the full story, along with several other dumb tales of intoxication.