Ever have one of those days where you'll do just about anything to get out of going to work? Sure, we all do. But normal people don't actually follow through with it beyond the occasional calling in "sick."
This dumb Austrian man is most certainly not normal. He literally took an electric chainsaw to his foot, chopping the sucker right off, so he wouldn't have to earn a decent living. He then tossed his foot in the oven for reasons we may never know. There's more to this ridiculous story — read it in full here.