African-AmerReagan? According to an issue of the magazine "Conservative Teen," Ronald Reagan just may have been "our first black President." BONUS DUMB: The TV show Glee is a nefarious liberal plot or something. [Buzzfeed]

Holy Headgear A comprehensive collection of hats worn by the Pope. You better believe a sombrero is included. [Metafilter]

Where's The Beef? You know, I think kids might be more interested in science if they talked more about farts. [Scientopia]

Long Walk, Short Pier Woman who fell off a pier while texting has an IMPORTANT MESSAGE OF WARNING! I haven't watched the video yet, but I bet the message is "watch where you're going." [Videogum]

Homer J Sturgeon Yes, professional news gathering organization, this fish does somewhat resemble Homer Simpson. [Huff Post Weird]

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