Rue Klux Klan In the book version of The Hunger Games, the character of Rue is described as having "brown skin." So when racists who can't read very well went to the blockbuster film that came out this weekend they were shocked, SHOCKED that an African-American actress was cast to play her! [Jezebel]

Cat-a-pult Hooray! It's direct quote time! "With scientists unwilling to toss cats off buildings for experimental observation, science has been unable systematically to study the rate at which they live after crashing to the ground." [BBC]

His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite  Well you see, it's funny because when the man was magically transformed into a dog by a vindictive wizard, all he could do was scream and scream in a human voice. [Izismile]

Excuses Are For Dopes "Steroids? No, I'm not on steroids, these are to help me recover from being struck by lightning." Read this and 17 other athlete explanations for failing drug tests. [Mental Floss]

Employee Of The Stump Do you hate your job? Not as much as this guy, you don't. [Huff Post Weird]

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