1. Happy Friday. It's Best of WTF Tumblr time! (via ryanhatesthis)

2. Little did they know, Harriet had better things to do. (via johnnnnnnnn)

3. Because typing the "O" would have taken too damn long. (via fern-ronnie)

4. Items that do not qualify as pants: Panties, bikini bottoms, socks, leggings. (via funniest10k)

5. Right… because babies go in the other dumpster. (via confessionsofasiren)

6. Well, I'd just stuff your Private Sign up your Private __________. (via collegehumor)

7. That advice will really get your kid popped in the face. (via f-yeahlaughters)

8. Well Kim, that's what happens when you wear 6-inch platform heels to a basketball game. (via heyfunniest)

9. These baseball fans found the fat pitcher's pants. He makes more money than the two of these guys combined, so we guess he's kind of allowed to gorge on exorbitant amounts of Kansas City barbecue. (via arsonik)

10. We apologize for Nicki Minaj. Just in general. (via shloobykitten)

11. And Katie will never use scissors again. Scarred for life. (via kcrayon)

12. Or maybe it was Scotch. Not entirely sure. (via iwasjustkidding)

13. Bread roll abs? We still say he looks a little doughy. (via collegehumor)

14. He's clearly looking for the princess. (via funniest10k)

15. Good boy. (via eddlanza)

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