Have you ever wanted to have sex with a mythological creature?
OK, before you say no, clear your mind of all judgment, and consider having sex with, say, a leprechaun. Now what's the first word that comes into your head? Do you have one? I sure as heck do, and I'll tell you what it is: "lucky."
You heard me. You still with me? Cool. Now consider this quote from Joseph Campbell, the famed author and mythologist behind The Power of Myth:
"Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors where there were only walls."
What he's saying here is, when you're lost inside the walls of the labyrinth of life, accepting what makes you happy might lead to an unexpected way out, so why not bang the minotaur? I'm pretty sure that's what he's saying.
I'm also aware that mythological creatures are not real, so this is all speculative, but once we're OK with the concept of having sex with mythological creatures, doesn't it also make sense to rate which ones would be the dumbest to have sex with? (I'll thank you to remember you're not reading something called "Smart As A Blog" right now).
We contacted several mythological experts and asked them about the drawbacks of having sex with several legendary beasts. Werewolves, mermaids, the Kraken, and many more were not recomended. Here's what we found.
Oh, and you better believe there are pictures.