Here's a guy no one would be rushing to save if the baby carriage he was riding in rolled into traffic.
The man in this Dr. Phil clip is Brett, the 24-year-old adult infant. Apparently, there's a bizarre hobby where adults act like babies in their spare time and this is in no way physiologically connected to sexual deviance. But you almost want it to be so you'd have an excuse to throw him in jail for spending over four thousand dollars on his 'hobby'. You'd think there is no way this guy could possibly operate in society, but he does! Albeit very barely (he's a retail salesmen, which is basically a glorified cashier). Brett doesn't want any pesky careers getting in the way of his life's passion, which is drooling all over himself.
Amazingly enough, Brett's found a girlfriend who's willing to play along with his strange fetish. Plus, he says that he's never going to progress beyond 18 months old, which is probably a good idea. I don't think their relationship would survive his terrible two's.
At least if he does choose to go into therapy he'll have the whole 'getting in touch with your inner child' thing down.
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