Before you dive headfirst into a day filled with idiots pretending to be Irish, seemingly endless debauchery and stupid green beer, you need to map out a plan. No offense, but you don't want to roll into church tomorrow (or whatever it is you do on Sundays) smelling like a Leprechaun took a wee little poo in your sneakers.
This must-read St. Patty's Day prep list is a good start. The DOs and DON'Ts are bound to help any irresponsible frat boy really earn that eighth Irish car bomb, and thus, securing a much more manageable hangover the next day.
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