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This ’80s German commercial will be the most sexually suggestive thing you see today

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I have no idea what's going on in this commercial but with a name like Super Dickmann, I can sort of guess.

Here's a commercial with this pretty young girl, in what is probably her first job as an actress, biting into a chocolate ball filled with white goop that explodes in her mouth. And if her slowly licking the white cream from her fingers wasn't bad enough, the music playing in the background is something you'd expect to hear in a 1970s exploitation movie.

Even worse, her stiff delivery of the lines and awkward pauses make it seem like you're about to watch a porno, not a commercial for sweets. The actress must have been a little unsure about what exactly she was filming, but probably didn't want to say anything because hey, work is work.

Let's hope it at least lead to a record-breaking year in profits for that company!

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