Just End The Stupidity  Kate Upton, the SI cover model and woman whom the Internet tells us is HOTTER THAN ANY OTHER WOMAN EVER, (have we forgotten Megan Fox so soon?) has gone on a talk show and said Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez is "cute." Gotcha. Hot girl and the quarterback. I wonder if they'll get together!?!! Also, there was a massacre in Syria. So it goes. [NY Post]

Dark Side Of The Farce  Here's that clip of Darth Vader on a unicycle playing the Imperial March on the bagpipes. You're welcome. [The Dagger]

Ice Breaking News  This is a head scratcher. Maybe news just gets to Canada a little slower? [The Star]

Fight Song of the Living Dead  Michigan State University offers a class called "Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse." The only thing more difficult than this class is "surviving with a degree from Michigan State University." [MSU.edu]

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