Are you looking for someone to babysit your kids? Well if by kids you mean inanimate toys, then look no further.
This nightmare-inducing video shows Cabbage Patch Doll collectors who meet every week to play with their 'kids'. That's right, they refer to their toys as their children. And they spoil them like real kids, spending about two thousand dollars to build a playground for their Cabbage Patch Dolls, which makes one wonder, "How do these people have jobs?" Apparently, it is possible to be certifiably insane in your free time and still have a career.
Imagine living next to these people and accidently walking in on one of their "fantasies". You'd probably end up wishing they were drug dealers or war criminals, because that would be way less frightening.
They may say they're harmless, but their eyes say, "You'll never find the bodies".