UnKKKool Hate groups are up in the USA, but The Ku Klux Klan is apparently having trouble recruiting. Here's a key quote: "Young racists tend to think of the Klan as their grandfathers’ hate group, and of its members as rural, uneducated, and technologically unsophisticated." But who do the old racists blame? Ooo! Ooo! Pick me! Is the answer "the Jews?"  [Slate]

Joe The Dumber Remember Joe the Plumber? The guy from four years ago who wasn't named Joe and wasn't a plumber? Yeah, well, he's got a real shot at being Joe the Congressman. I'm just kidding. He'll never be named Joe.  [Wall Street Journal]

No Means Show They say this is edgy, but in my book, this is what's happening to anyone who paid good money to watch the 3D re-release of Star Wars: Episode One. [Animal]

Hot Tub Helper Normally, I stay out of these things, but truTV is doing a bracket for the best video on their site, and one of my dumb favorites isn't getting much love. Check out "Gomer's Redneck Hot Tub," one of the only Top 20 Most Shocking videos to have a happy ending. [truTV]

Unhappy Camping Remember Harold Camping? The preacher who claimed the world was going to end? You know, twice? Well, now he believes that he was mistaken, saying, "I really am beginning to think as I've restudied these matters that there's going to be no big display of any kind." If that predicition is as good as his other ones, I feel pretty good about saying REPENT!!!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!!!! [sfist]

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