The rumors are true — America will be significantly dumber in about 6 months. Snooki is 15 weeks pregnant and is engaged to her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle.
The pint-sized Jersey Shore star claims that she’s ready for family life and is prepared to make some changes to her hard-partying ways. But we say the 24-year-old is still dumb as a pile of cold spaghetti noodles and could seriously use some advice on this new adventure. Vote below, and comment with any other tips you may have for Snooks.