USA! USA! I don't know what exactly a bikini parade is, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't exist without the Internet. Regardless, America is world champion of it again. Suck it, Australia.  [Huff Post Weird]

What a hoser Speaking of swimwear, if you thought the banana-hammocks that Italian swimsuit designers produce for men are dumb, wait until you get a load of "Manty-hose." [Daily Mail]

Local newZZZ And now we go live to Doug, who's taking a nap. [Videogum]

Tutu much This is humilating. Not "Mantyhose" humiliating, but humiliating. [UT SanDiego]

G, Money Did you know that Kenny G has a Facebook page? I didn't, until this American hero on Tumblr posted a photo of a young Kenny posing with Miles Davis. Yes, THAT Miles Davis. It is not to be missed. [Neither Here Nor There]

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