Happy Super Tuesday everyone! Yes, it's that time of the year again, when presidential hopefuls set aside their humanity for a few months to win a few votes from people they don't care about! And this year's line-up was dumber than ever! We had the zany homophobe, the goofy rich guy, an internet meme and even a fat sci-fi nerd!
And if you thought this years presidential primaries would be boring, think again! They were filled with so many dumb moments, you could make it into your own drinking game.
There was Sarah Palin donating a whopping $5,000 of the two million dollars she raised, to the Republican party (don't forget to write that off when you do your taxes, Sarah)! And what's a room filled with big dumb egos without Donald Trump getting some free publicity to promote whatever it is he does for a living. And then there was Rick Perry, proving that a good pair of cowboy boots is no substitute for a working brain.
If that still isn't dumb enough for you, we had Herman Cain, bringing free pizza to the party! But, like any good natured former CEO, he dropped out of the race when it became too expensive to pay off all those sexual harassment allegations. Which is too bad, because everyone loves free pizza!