I've always felt that life's grand scheme is for everyone to find the thing that they are better at than anyone else in the world and dedicate their lives to do that very thing. So I imagine when this guy learned that he was the world's greatest bagpipe player, he realized he'd have to outdo Tropicana's supply in the "turning lemons into lemonade" department.
Sure his talent for turning musical classics into Scottish death marches might be impressive, but he's still playing the bagpipes, an instrument that the United Nation's Office for Disarmament Affairs still classifies as a weapon of mass destruction. Ever wonder why no one has started a war with Scotland in awhile?
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