Carjack jerk If you're going to steal someone's car, maybe pick one NOT driven by Secret Service of the United States of America? [Big 1059]

I made a sex tape Dumbest joke, or best joke ever? I'm torn. [Izismile]

Whisker Smith goes to Washington How a mustache bill becomes a mustache law. Really wish I was kidding here. [The Weekly Standard]

Have it your way I think we can all agree that if you put in a real effort, collected great ingredients and fresh vegetables, you could make a better cheeseburger than the one you normally get at Denny's. If you try this though, DON'T DO IT AT A DENNY'S. [Huff Post Weird]

What a charmer Hey, where's your kid? Over there on the giant snake? Cool. Good decision. [FailBlog]

All the dumb that's fit to blog! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook