The world is full of dumb sports.
We have Ultimate Tazer Ball, a soccer style game where the players shoot each other with stun guns. (It won't impress Americans because it involves soccer and it won't impress the Brits because their fans commit deadlier assaults with non-electronic weapons in the stands before the game starts).
We have chessboxing. (Well, America doesn't because it still features chess and just thinking about that makes our heads hurt more than the guys who are pounding each other in the skull between rounds).
Blindfolded boxing, however, should have gotten a better shot than all of the Lingerie Football's seasons combined. Just imagine an easily confused and short-tempered Mike Tyson swinging wildly and knocking out Evander Holyfield, the referree, his trainer, his opponent's trainer, an old lady in the front row, and a car in the parking lot that he thought was Buster Douglas.
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