I speak for the trees SUVs The film version of Dr. Seuss's environmental cautionary tale The Lorax is hitting theaters this week and like many big movies, its title character is appearing in advertising with its marketing partners, which is fine, whatever. But seriously, you guys? A fuel-injected SUV? With The Lorax?  [Mother Jones]

Clip clop According to Conan O Brien, the War Horse score does NOT deserve an Oscar. He went on to describe this clip as the "DUMBEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE."  [Team Coco]

Old gold Sometimes the Internet does things and you just miss them entirely. Here's a meme from 2008 that completely passed me by called "Inappropriate Soundtracks." This entry, from The Empire Strikes Back, is epically dumb, but still made me laugh. [YouTube]

Leave it to hipster C'mon, hipsters. I seriously try to defend you and then what do you go and do? You make a theremin out of a badger. Which is terrible enough and then you can't play it?! YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY IT? I need to take a walk around the block or something.  [NervousSquirrel]

Vested interest  OK let's role play! Say you get yourself a bullet proof vest. What's the best way to test it out? If you answered "put it on and shoot yourself in the belly," you're this guy. (Video has NSFW language) [HuffPost Weird]

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