Commercials seem to have a very skewed view of reality. Magical talking animals just appear out of nowhere and everyone seems to accept them as if they see them every day. If your car broke down and a ferret started telling you that you should have used Castrol GTX, you'd beat it to death until it stopped trying to form the phrase "thermal breakdown".
The "Purity Bear" manages to take something already creepy to a spine-chattering level. Just try not thinking about this the next time you're "getting it on". This abstinence organization's motto must be "If we can't get any, no one gets any!"
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