He is Ris-Lin Question: How cool is breakout New York Knicks star Jeremy Lin!? Answer: A lot less, now that we know he listens to Christian rock!!!  [Buzzfeed]

Happy Phil Collins day Speaking of bad tunes, yeah, it's Phil Collins day in Brooklyn, I guess. This is funny…because they don't really enjoy his music? I don't know. You see, I try to defend hipsters and then they go and do something like this. [Gothamist]

Human Style Of course, if these animals were really doing people things, they'd be looking at a bunch of animal pictures online. [AnimalsDoingPeopleThings]

Grande Stupido Did we learn nothing from the taco mayor? Here's an easy guide to not putting your foot in your mouth when discussing Hispanics. If the only thing you can think of is a reference to Mexican food, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. [The Hill]

Stick up for yourself If you're trying to commit armed robbery and people not only don't pay you, they don't PAY ATTENTION to you, you should try getting a real job.  [Daily What]

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