Nick Stoeberl (pictured, left) has a licker that reportedly measures at nearly 3.988 inches — just slightly longer than the current record-holder, a 50-year-old British man with a 3.986-inch tongue. In my opinion, this creepy video of Stoeberl's tongue in action (no, no… not that kind of action) is proof that he's earned his Guinness placement. Get the full story here, along with a photo gallery of other massive mouth muscles, including a few belonging to both ladies and dogs.
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