Muggle trouble Daniel Radcliffe talks about having sex with Harry Potter groupies. In case you actually read this, the spell for erasing your memory is "Obliviate." [NY Daily News]
Tso it goes Businessman attempts to bring American Chinese food to a place it's never been…China. [Newsweek]
Lowered Expectations Enjoy the works of Charles Dickens? How about flume rides? Come one, come all, to Dickens World theme park. [New York Times]
Pepperoni, matrimony, same thing Quick! You have $10,000 dollars to spend and you want to pop the question to the perfect girl before Valentine's Day. Where do you want to do it? You said Pizza Hut, right? RIGHT? Of course you did. [Geekosystem]
Pipe down Are you going to court to defend yourself against a charge of crack-pipe possesion, three guesses on what you shouldn't bring with you to court? Actually, one guess. You can probably get it in one. [Huff Post Weird]
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