An abundance of sex-shop robberies have recently occured across the country, with pervy perps allegedly stealing things like "Mega Masturbators" and "Pipedream Extreme" sex dolls.
Are people that desperate for sexual release that they need to steal dirty playthings from porn stores? Many of these horny thieves aren't even stealing money out of the registers — they're merely after the pleasure toys… and that's it! Click here for a list of the recent robberies, and be sure to store your naughty unmentionables in a lock box.
Sex Shop Robberies Hit Adult Stores Across The Country (PHOTO)
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