Antisocial networking If you're wanted by the police, maybe the smartest course of action isn't to chat up the sheriff's office on Facebook. Here's a sample: "lol Well i figure i may as well use the computer all i can now, i don't think they let you bring a laptop inside jail…" Nope. They sure don't. [Gizmodo]

Glutton for punishment Going to a Super Bowl party? Don't bring lion tacos. [Dumb As A Blog]

George Clone-y  Call me old fashioned, but I sort of think that the winner of a George Clooney look-a-like contest should not be able to easily and interchangeably also win a "Doughy Ewan Mcgregor look-a-like contest." [Pop Culture Brain]

Super bowl, schmooper bowl. Here's an update on El Wingador, Five time champion of the Philadelphia Wing Bowl. He doesn't do hot dogs. [BroBible]

Osama bun Laden  I guess the plan here is: thwart terrorist, wrap him in silver paper and throw him over 4 rows of seats to the waiting authorities? [Info Wars]

Go sit in the corner Why are teachers salaries so low? You guessed it. To help the kids. [NY Mag]

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