Mom I'd like to forget In today's most worthless story, Jersey Shore abomination Snooki might be pregnant. GASP!  Unless she's not. So, basically, in a couple of weeks we'll find out if she'll be a terrible mother, or just go back to being a terrible person. [Mentality Magazine]

99 problems but a pie ain't one When corporations tweet, the line between amazing and "you just got everybody fired" is a thin one. This one, from Domino's Pizza is about as close to the line as I've ever seen. [Buzzfeed]

No joke  I'm not quite ready to say that people shouldn't go to college, but I will say that college undergraduates could be the stupidest people on planet earth. Here's the seriously unfunny "comedy sketch" (NSFW lanugage) about a woman fleeing a potential rapist that caused an uproar at UConn. They have since pulled the sketch and apologized. [Gawker]

Oh, boy Say what you want about "Virtual Boyfriend" this Valentine's Day, but I'd wager it's a lot less gross than what you'd get by Googling "Virtual Girlfriend." [Prlog.org]

Dino-SOAR Is this cover of of the Jurassic Park theme dumb? Yes. Is it also THE GREATEST THING EVER? Yes. Sometimes those things are not mutually exclusive. This is one of those times. [Videogum]

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