Off target A member of an Arizona police department posted a bullet-ridden T-shirt bearing the image of the President of the United States on Facebook after it was used for rifle target practice. Oh. Well, he was probably a dumb rookie right? Oh, 25-year veteran of the force? OK, then. [NY Daily News]
Bad drink Sight unseen, you probably don't want to drink something called an "Alien Brain Hemorrhage." Once you've seen a picture of it, you'll want it even less. [Gothamist]
Worse drink There was a time in this country when you could just assume, without anyone telling you, that there wouldn't be someone drinking donkey semen on prime time network television tomorrow night. I guess what I'm saying is, when it comes to beverages, I owe the "Alien Brain Hemorrhage" an apology. [TMZ]
Praise Cheesus You know, ever since no one purchased a single item in our epic Dumb As A Blog Cheeto auction, I've been a little bitter and reluctant to post new instances of snack food that look like religious figures or celebrities. Well, the time has come. Here's "11 Potato Chips That Look Like Other Things." [The FW.com]
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