"The only people who don't hate moving are homeless people who are getting their first house and parents with children who are trying to 'find themselves. Luckily, you can pay people to do it for you, who may or may not be homeless depending on which branch of the IRS you're talking to.
"Howdy again folks, Pappy O'Daniel here, owner of Pappy's Git-R-Down and Blow 'Em Up Demolition Company, and I'm proud to announce our newest service: Pappy's Git-R-Down the Road and Put 'Em Up Moving Service. Our experienced movers will get all of your stuff to your new home quicker than you and a crowd of your beer mooching friends can because we just leave everything the way it is and move the whole house instead. A house is just one big box that holds your stuff anyway. And as an added bonus, we'll remodel it on the way to your new address by demolishing that extra room you don't use free of charge."