Starbucks bans blonde jokes So a blonde walks in to a Starbucks. She gets her grande skinny vanilla latté. And she leaves. Nope, no jokes here, folks. [HuffPost Weird]

Sugar is whack An angry Missouri woman called the cops after her drug dealer sold her sugar instead of crack. She should have just sucked it up and baked cupcakes instead. [BroBible]

Words with really, really good friends A man credits the Scrabble-like game, "Words With Friends," for saving his life. If not for this perfectly timed word game, he might have had a heart attack. Yea, my heart races, too, when I get stuck with all consonants and no vowels in my letter list. [HLNtv]

The Baltimore Colts are so going to win This is what happens when you ask a bunch of hot chicks in NYC's Union Square for their NFL picks this weekend. Spoiler alert: Yea, I have no idea, either. [Guyism]

Paula Deen, meet salad Salad, meet Paula Deen. The celebrity cook is rumored to be coming clean soon about having Type 2 diabetes. This is what happens when you focus your cooking around butter, oil, chocolate, cheese and Twinkies. [The Daily What]

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