Sarah Burge, a British woman who calls herself the "Human Barbie," presented her 7-year-old daughter with a liposuction voucher for Christmas.
The Barbie-licious Burge has undergone hundreds of plastic surgery procedures, and her young daughter, Poppy, is all too happy to follow in her deranged mother's plastic footsteps. "I think it's great because you can change yourself if you're not happy," said little Poppy, who also received a boob-job voucher last year, which she can redeem upon her 18th birthday. Click here for the full story, along with a video interview with mom where she tries to justify this insane gift.
This is so Toddlers & Tiaras on crack, and my panties are officially in a bunch over it. These are little human beings — the future of our world! What kind of mother encourages her daughter to look like a lipstick-wearing trophy child, rather than embracing what makes her unique? If superficial mini-divas are what we're breeding, then we're all screwed.