Anakin Frywalker In order to promote the new re-release of Star Wars: Episode One, a fast food chain in France has released a "Darth Vader burger" that comes on a BLACK bun. Yes, that's terrible, but to be fair, so was Star Wars: Episode One. [Gothamist]

Bud Eyes Her There are certain things in life that you don't have to finish your beer before you start. Like, say- whiffle ball, or maybe frisbee. You know what ISN'T in that category? Getting medical treatment after you're shot in the eye. [Huff Post Weird]

Forget Paris Here's another oldie but a goodie. Wipe that dumb smile off your face, willya? [YouMightLikeThis]

Jarhead As of this writing, despite the publicity provided by our pals at BroBible, this unique auction item can still be yours for a bid of merely $4.25. [Ebay]

Everybody's a critic When the silver lining of your arrest at an art musuem involves the cops saying that at least none of your urine got on the paintings, well, that's a pretty dark cloud you're dealing with right there. [CBS News]

Do not "like" these guys If you're an animal like me, you may have already seen that super violent fight footage that took place after the NHL's Winter Classic outdoor hockey game in which of a couple of Philadelphia fans sucker punched Ranger fans whose primary offense seemed to be waiting in line for (What else?) Geno's Steaks. Well, there have been new developments as the idiots responsible may have actually bragged on Facebook about participating in the beating, after a Philly hockey blog called them out. [Broadstreethockey.com]

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