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Sticks and stones can break your bones, but foam darts can knock out your #*$&ing eye

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So what did you get for Christmas? It doesn't matter what your answer is (and if you did answer, you should seriously consider some form of behavior modification therapy since you're talking to a computer).

It doesn't matter if you got an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, Uncle Pokey's Eyelid Piercing Kit or socks. Anything that can be thrown, tossed or shot out of a makeshift cannon can take out someone's eye, even something as soft and innocent looking at a foam Nerf toy. Of course, you'd really have to go out of your way to do it and there really are better and more productive science projects you could do for school besides "Will It Sever My Optic Nerve?".

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