So how did you spend your holiday vacation? Did you spend it with family trying to avoid the relatives who carry about pictures of their gall bladder surgery in their wallets?
Did you spend it at the mall trying to avoid trying to avoid the bargain seekers who carry pepper spray in a hip holster?
Or did you spend it in an inner-tube behind a speeding SUV trying to avoid oncoming traffic? These extreme thrill seekers did the latter, although I imagine if one of them did connect face first with the bumper of a car at 60 mph, it would be a lot less painful than seeing what Uncle Rupert's kidney looks like in wallet size.