In 1492, Columbus discovered America. In 1776, our Declaration of Independence was signed. In 1969, man first walked on the moon. In 2011, we tweet pictures of our breakfast, watch crappy movies in 3D, battle freak earthquakes, gawk at our iPhones, speak in grunts and half-words, and obsess over former celebrities competing to be the best dancer.
There is absolutely no valid reason whatsoever for future time travelers to visit this all-compassing suck (also known as 2011) that kicked off the tween decade, and here are 17 reasons why.
17 Reasons Why Future Time Travelers Won't Visit 2011
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