Dis-armed robber Deciding to commit armed robbery is already not a very smart decision. But when you bungle the job so badly that not only are you knocked out by the guy you wanted to rob, but he squats over you and makes you clean up your own blood until the police arrive, it's safe to say that you're not a criminal genius. Oh, you better believe there's a video. [WYFF4]

Dumb luck Here's seven minutes of "Win/Luck" videos, meaning, examples of people who came out on top, despite low odds. That being said, almost all the activities in the video are dumb, so maybe don't try them at home. [BroBible]

You've got male Grocery stores and big box stores are rolling out "man aisles" where guys can buy the things they like. I guess now is finally the time to roll out my patented "Gas grill with tiny HD screen playing pornography at all times." [Gawker]

Rio Vente Shooting off a gun in a Starbucks is dumb. Not doing it on purpose is dumber. [SF Gate]

Scientific New Jersean So, does Snooki actually believe that whale semen is what makes the ocean salty? I don't know, but she still said it out loud, which is dumb even if she doesn't believe it. Here's a list of the most dubious scientific claims of the year by celebs. [Huff Post Weird]

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