America and China might be gearing up for some tense negotiations thanks to the massive debt China holds over our heads like the Sword of Damocles. The good news is that if those negotiations get so heated that the end result is war, China's military will probably stab themselves with the sword.
Of course, guys who throw like girl scouts knows no racial or geographic limits. It's probably one of the finer points of equality that could prevent such unnecessary wars. I just hope we realize it BEFORE we pull the pin.
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