While the rest of us will be joining the gym, tossing out our egg nog and kicking ourselves for eating our weight in pie, many celebrities will be resorting to these dumb weight-loss secrets after the new year.

How do you think some of those A-list ladies lose three dress sizes two weeks after giving birth? It's certainly not by spending hours on the treadmill. It's by resorting to dumb diet tips like eating only raw foods or stinky soup or baby food and vodka. Maybe these things will work for a couple days, but not in the long-haul. The only way to shave off your love handles is by eating a balanced diet and hitting the gym. Period. A few acai berries just won't cut it.

9 Dumb Celebrity Weight-Loss Secrets

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