Used pot bag It's been a pretty big week for skunky smelling hockey equipment. By the way, the punishment for having a hockey bag full of weed? WAY more than 5 minutes. [MyFox9]

Revolving door war Awesome! The Iraq war is over! I'm sorry, where are we going? [CNN]

Festival of frights Sometimes, it's difficult to decide between "dumb" and "greatest thing I've seen ever." The "human centipede menorah" on Conan is both. [TeamCoco]

Knocker yourself out Can you not help enjoying boobs? Well this website is for you. Not that it actually has any pictures of any actual boobs, but it does allow you to record your location in the world, and write something about boobs. [Chebs.org]

Track marks I swear, this happens every year. How many times do I have to tell you? DO NOT STEAL THINGS IN THE SNOW. PEOPLE WILL FOLLOW YOUR TRACKS. [The local.se]

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