"Hey folks! Are you tired of construction companies and demolition teams who just love to overcharge you for useless things like calculating the trajectory of falling objects with fancy sounding words like 'math' and 'physics'?
"Well, this here's Pappy O'Daniel from 'Pappy's Git-R-Down and Blow 'Em Up Demolition Crew' and if you need something torn down, blow'd up or just plain exploded to kingdom come, I promise you that I'll get the job done in twice the time and half the cost. That's because my employees don't waste a lot of time with fancy book learnin' to take down stuff. They just use their brains or what little God gave them to tear down anything from tall skyscrapers to tiny farm silos with nothing but a sledgehammer, some dynamite and the will to see stuff fall and explode up real good. And just in case it falls on top of something else, I personally video tape every demolition and give you the rights to post it on YouTube where I guarantee you'll make the money back on whatever got squished, crushed or killed."