"Nothing's wrong." "It's OK you forgot." "I'm cool with you hitting up a strip club." Lies. All lies.
If you have any inclination that something might be wrong, there probably is. It's definitely not OK that you forgot, be it her birthday, or dinner plans with that couple you loathe, but especially her birthday. And strip clubs? *snorts* Good luck with that one, buddy.
You men are pretty simple for the most part (beer, babes, bathroom break, repeat), but we women can be funny creatures. Sometimes we say what we mean, sometimes we lie, and we always want you to read our minds. I'm not saying it's fair; it's not. But it is often a reality. Lucky for you, we unveil the truth to many of these fibs right here in our list of 10 dumb lies women tell men.