This University of Wisconsin sorority girl began sobbing profusely after her RA confiscated her liquid safety blanket. Now she says she won't have anything to drink whatsoever at her formal, and when a nice gentleman offers her his poo-colored beverage, she scoffs at it. "What do you have?" she wails. "I don't like brown. It makes my tummy sad." Click here to watch the hilarious sorority sob fest go down.
I was a sorority girl once. There are ways around this whole sneaking-iced-tea-into-the-dance conundrum. But dumb chicks aren't deserving of my secrets.