He's still not hired So now Donald Trump isn't hosting a Presidential GOP debate in full clown makeup, despite what we said earlier. Whew! That was a close one. If that had happened this Republican primary debate season might have gotten silly. [CNN]

Reality bites This whole Penn State/Jerry Sandusky/sex abuse thing is gross and horrible and awful for about 1000 reasons other than the, shall we say, questionable choices made by Sandusky's lawyer. Well, today this genius suggested that people who believe the accusations should call 1800-REALITY. So, of course somebody did, and double-of-course it was a gay phone sex line.  [Deadspin]

There's a problem officer The doctor is OUT. [Miami New Times]

Impressive balls Remember how cool you thought it was when you met your wife, and you learned she owned a couple of baseballs signed by Derek Jeter? If I just described your life, maybe don't click this link. Nothing to see here. Go Yankees! [NY Post]

Meesa say cheese What's dumber than those guys who dress up in superhero and muppet costumes to take photos with tourists? How about a guy who dresses up like Jar Jar Binks to photobomb them? [YouTube]

Impressive streak  Putting yourself in a position where you might be attacked by a German Shepherd is not smart. This goes double if you're naked. [Daily Mail]

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