The creepiest part of Zsa Zsa Gabor's aerobic workout video isn't that she does it with two hypnotized muscleheads in an underground Roman slave den that looks like it was designed by a Bond villain.
She goes on these catty diatribes about her infamous personal life and how exercise determines the value of a woman in the world. It's as if she's trying to depress them so bad that they'll become powerless to her voice and form an army of estrogen fueled housewives determined to take over the world in her honor. Don't worry, Zsa Zsa. Oprah's got that covered now.