Blago directly to jail So, it turns out,"I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" is not only a terrible TV show, it's also a terrible legal defense strategy. Blagojevich will become the second consecutive Governor of Illinois to be sent to prison. [CNN] 

Chicago dope Of course, Blago's reign of terror didn't end with simple corruption. According to a government official accused of exposing her breasts to co-workers, the whole thing was Blagojevich's fault. Man, Illinois politics is just more fun then everywhere else, isn't it? [ABA Journal]

 Moe movie I guess if anyone was going to direct a Three Stooges remake, the Farrelly Brothers seem like a solid choice. Still, from where I'm standing, people who hated the original stooges won't see this because it's The Three Stooges, and people who loved the original will hate it because it's not. Here's the trailer, what do you think? [iTunes Movie Trailers]

Big box, small brain Have you ever heard of the "shop with a cop" program? I hadn't. It's a community program in Maryland where up to 50 police officers come into a local Wal-Mart. You know who probably also hadn't heard of it? The dude they busted for shoplifting there. [MyFoxDC]

Money up your a## Are you like me? Did you love Metallica as a kid? OK, here's a little something I call "The Thing That Should Not Be:" [Metallica.com]

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