"My last job totally sucked! The office smelled like roast beef, my coworkers were obnoxious pigs, and my boss was an awful, mean, balding tard monkey."
With hundreds of applicants vying for the same position, it's only natural to accidentally let your inner idiot shine when you're under so much pressure to impress at a job interview. After all, this complete and total stranger holds your financial future in their hands. So if you want to avoid being the laughingstock of the corporate boardroom, read this.
And if you're of the 99% struggling to make ends meet in this poopy-ridden economy, by all means, please read this. Because you're not going to ace a single job interview if you're making any one of these 11 awful (and shockingly common) job interview mistakes.