Re$t 1N Pe@ce I am no internet spam expert, so correct me if I'm wrong. If I run a company that sells "male enhancement" pills, (and who wouldn't want that job?) and a woman I was randomly emailing without asking was not purchasing any, my next step would probably NOT be to continue to send her unsolicited emails from the hacked email address of her dead mother. Right? Again, I'm not an expert. [Daily What]

Scamming the scammer It's always sad when a dumb person falls for an online hoax. Here's a better story about a rip off artist pretending to be a beautiful woman online. The twist is, "she" is so obviously fake that the author of this post maintains an online relationship for months, merely to mock "her," without giving up a dime. It's good, then hits another level when he brings up his chronic diarrhea.  [The Awl]

Bench clearing blog Do you like it when hockey players fight? Of course you do. What's even better than that? When hockey COLUMNISTS fight. HIGHLIGHT: "Prove to me that Sidney Crosby isn't a vampire!" [Puck Daddy]

Ballistic Whistle You may think you don't want to see over two minutes of a Detroit sports fan from the 1980's sporting a Tom Selleck mustache and Jaromir Jagr mullet whistling Georgia on my Mind, but you'd be wrong. Go with me on this one. It's worth it. [Videogum]

Game show to go The problem with most game shows is that they aren't taped in the backseat of a car. The podcast Dream Tweet (see "Two Writers, One Mini Cooper")  doesn't have that problem. [iTunes]

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