See how happy the people are in the above iStock image? IT'S ALL A LIE. Those boxes are empty (seriously, why would you put one piece of packing tape on a box full of dishes?) That perfectly positioned couch doesn't belong to that joyous lady. Who in their right mind would move in a plain white T-shirt, unless of course, they enjoy yellow armpit sweat stains?

Moving is a physically painful, stress-ridden, miserable activity that rose from the depths of hell, and it's all outlined here in the 10 Dumbest Things About Moving. Read and learn. The only saving grace about the process of sorting, packing, hauling and unpacking your crap is the bubble wrap. Popping those little magical air-puffed pockets is so soothing — orgasmic, almost.

10 Dumbest Things About Moving

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