You're not hired  OK, we made up the last part of that headline, but if Trump WAS in full clown makeup, would that really make this news any stupider? On the bright side, it may be educational. The voting public will learn that any candidate stupid enough to participate is clearly unfit to lead. [USA Today]

999 Problems The Herman Cain campaign stumbled again when an organization called "Women for Cain" launched, but the photo the group used of women giving a "thumbs up" was a stock photo and the women weren't actual Cain supporters. On the bright side, none of women in the photo have claimed to have had sex with Herman Cain.  [Washington Post]

Best in Shows Some critics think the television shows Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory are where comedy goes to die. Well, here's where it's stars go to live! [Marquee Blog]

Ruff trade If this was a real TV show I would never stop watching it. I bring you DOG DISCO [YouTube]

Think before you ink Man has arm stump tattooed to look like the head of a dolphin. This is either dumb, or the greatest thing that has ever happened to mankind. [BroBible]

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