Expressing yourself creatively between the sheets is fine — in fact, it is encouraged. But some "sex kinks" are so outrageous or cliché or boring, that really, what's the point? These 9 freakish obsessions are precisely what we're talking about. Some are dangerous, a few are ridiculous and all are just a wee bit creepy.

For instance, furries. While a "furry" can merely be someone who likes to dress up like Donald Duck and attend cuddly conventions with other people wearing giant-talking-animal garb, the "furry" we are re-fur-ing to is someone who would prefer to boink Minnie Mouse rather than their own beautiful person-lover.

9 Sex Kinks That Are Kind of Dumb

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