Asking the government to pay for your fancypants cosmetic surgery is extremely dumb and all kinds of wrong.
Paul Mason (pictured, left) once weighed 980 pounds, earning him the title of World's Fattest Man. He has since undergone gastric bypass surgery, which has left him at a trim 420 pounds, and also cost British taxpayers $47,000. Now Mason is demanding that the government fork over more dough to remove his floppy, loose flaps of skin. Click here for the full story, including an interview and video footage of Mason at his largest.
Mr. Mason, you chose to eat 20,000 calories a day. Now you should pay for your own damn surgery.
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